Rabid Pitbull

Monday, July 10, 2006

Its me again

Hello whoever has pity on me and reads this.My divorce is over and done with and life is going on pretty good. I've been busy as all get out losing my job ha ha but I suppose inmates have rights to more than you know!! I'll write more on that subject later c-ya

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Where do I start?

So I'm sure that everyone has heard about Mo ha mad whatever the rest of his name is running those people over with his jeep? What is the world coming to? I mean does the american people have a sign on us (Hey here we are attack us)? I don't know its kinda scarey though. I'm very proud of my niece Holly for being the caring person (to some people) that she is proud of ya girl. She had the longest hair and got it cut off short and donated a foot of hair to locks of love. That just goes to show ya everybody is not a bad person some folks still care. Anyway you can see how much she got chopped off at Martis blog. Because I have nothing more to say here's ya another tasteless joke from the depths of my brain?
Little Johnny went back to school after summer break and the teacher was letting everyone tell what they did on there break. The teacher skipped Johnny till he was the only kid left with his hand up. She ok Johnny I'll let you tell your story but NO cussing!! Ok teacher This summer my daddy bought me two rabbit dogs best dogs in the world. I took them out the first day I had them and sure enough they jumped a rabbit right out of the truck. They were running so fast you could hardly see um. One right behind the other and that ole rabbit went under a barbed wire fence and that first dog bowed up and stopped and the other one went right up its asshole! Teacher said rectum Johnny rectum little Johnny replied rectum hell liked to have killed em.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Surprise

I told you guys a while back that I had my old job back well guess what it fell through and I m unemployed still. One of the admin. Is running for sheriff and it just so happens it is the one who would have hired me. But because he is running for sheriff he had to resign till after the election. This put a man in the position who by the way hate my guts to hire and fire. Well he did not hire me. But anyway I sold all of my puppies and now have two more litters to go as soon as they are ready. It has all kinda worked out for the good though I think I made a little money on my dogs and gonna make some more so everything is not a complete failure. Oh yeah I will try and get that audio clip of me and sis Lu done this week and see who is more country me er her.I will finish this with a joke this time due to the fact I have no life. A man and woman gets pulled over traveling down the interstate policeman walks up to the car:
cop: you know why i pulled you over?
man: nope
cop: you were doing 50 in a 35
man: i was not i was only doing 40
wife: now harry you know you were going 50
man: woman would you shut up
cop: you also have a tail light out
man: no i don't
wife: now harry you know that lights been out for a month
man: woman if you don't shut up i'll be......
cop: mam does he always talk to you this way?
wife: (snickers) only when hes drunk.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Got alot of catching up to do

So how's everybody been? Not that there's much of anyone reads this. Anyway I m proud of my sis vick she got her very first tattoo and never flinched go vick hooray hooray
i also got my 11th tattoo and it did not turn out so great. Its a pitbull on my left arm.and i got one of my tattoos recolored it has my little girls name on it.now the only ones left to get tattoos is mom and robin and I don't see mom going in and saying give that dragon right there on my shoulderlol and no offence but robin your just to big a puss lol. My divorce is almost done in about 60 more days or something like that. Ill be glad when all that junk is done and I can move on to the next step in my life. My little niece is getting married I hope she is doing what she wants to and not something she will regret but IM not saying anything about it to her because its her life and her choice and I think everybody needs to get behind her and support her as much as they can. All I will say is he better be good to her!! (not a threat) anyway I still have all those puppies and none to sell them to. I think I will give them away. My kids are great Tristan has had a sinus infection and Leigh is just plain ole mean but daddies little girl none the less! I guess I ll go
cya

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I got a job!!!!

Its been a while since I've wrote anything because I've been doing some serious job hunting and it paid off!!! I got my old job back at White County Sheriffs dept.
I am so happy I could just bust. I start in two weeks. Anyway I understand that some people think that my sis Lu has a really strong southern accent, so I have decided that its time to show yuns just how its done! I will post a audio post at my sisters house and you can compare and vote on who has the strongest accent. Whoever loses has to buy the other ones dinner at a place of there choice. So let the games begin!!

Friday, January 20, 2006

OK OK OK I'll finish the list here it is

46.I have to have the tv on to fall asleep.
47.I don't watch it though.
48.I have a scorpion tattoo and it has nothing to do with astrology
49.I just like scorpions
50.My middle name is George after my pops.
51.I was named after a horse.
52.I love horses but we sold all of ours.
53.We had six.
54.I'm outgoing at times.
55.I play hotwheels with my son and enjoy it.
56.Yes I'm a redneck from Tenn.
57.I like playing video and board games.
58.I love the outdoors.
59 I don't know how many deer I have slaughtered.
60.I hate having hair
61.I keep it shaved really short sometimes bald.
62.Like shaving cream and razor bald.
63.I would be rewarded as most rebellious.
64.I don't like people who think they know everything LuAnn joke
65.My first car wreck was when I was ten years old
66.I totaled my sister Vickies car.
67.8 years later I totaled my sisters husbands truck same sister.
68. They never let me drive there cars now.
69.I shot the neighbors son in the head with a bb gun.
70.I didn't get in trouble because he was mean anyway.
71.I t was an accident
72.I have drank out of my spit bottle by mistake YUCK!!!!!
73.I am McDonald's number one customer.
74.I'm a mommys boy.
75.Depending on what kind of mood shes in.
76.I had the loudest car stereo in town (what did you say?)
77.I hate forgetting to wear deodordant.
78.I HATE lazy people.
79.I love putting on haunted houses.
80. I have put on a bunch of them.
81.I collect model Harley Davidson motorcycles
82.My son wants to play with them all the time.
83.I shot a high powered rifle in my bedroom ceiling.
84 I couldn't hear my mom screaming at me.
85.She tought I was dead.
86.I have a badass red chevy 4 wheel drive.
87.Its broke down
88.I love to take it in the mud.
89.I love the dukes of hazard (yee hi dukes of hazzard)
90.Luann my sis used to make play a stupid game and make me swear to do do all kinds of crap before she would play outside or anywhere for that matter.
91.My oldest sister Robin aka Marti let fall the bed when i was a baby.
92.When I was learning to walk my sisters almost let me drown in the tub.
93.I fell in
94.I am emotionally scared from all the above lol
95.My first car was a 1975 super sport el camino it would fly.
96.I bought it.
97. I still have my first truck, I got it when I was 12.
98.Mom and dad bought it.
99.I took care of 40,000 chickens.
100.I hate tennis shoes but wear them anyway
There ya go 100 things about me. I'm prettier than Marti my sister that everyone says I look like lol. Oh yea I have less grey hair than her to taller skinner need I GO ON!! LOL

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

45 Things about me?

I keep seeing this on other peoples blogs so I thought I might as well do it to.
1.I don't think we have ever been to the moon.
2.I hate gossip.
3.I was an Asst. Fire chief for 4 years at a vol. fire dept.
4.I'm smarter than I let on.
5.I just want to be happy and not get persecuted for it.
6.Don't believe in dinosaurs
7.Don't ask why.
8.I hate crowded places.
9.I hate crowds
10.I'm easy to get along with.
11.I worked in law enforcement off and on for 5 years.
12.I have ten tattoos
13.I like tattoos
14.I want to get sleeves one day
15.I have my children's names tattooed on my right arm
16.I hate clowns
17.I'm a preachers kid
18.No we are not the worst
19.I don't like snobby people
20.I've never met a stranger
21.I don't like typing all of this stuff
22.I don't know if there is 100 things about me.
23.I like a challenge
24.if I win
25.I don't like severe weather
26.I'm a certified weather spotter
27.I have been to Fire school
28.I graduated from high school
29.bareley
30.I am to blunt sometimes
31.sometimes not blunt enough
32.I speak my mind
33.I love my dogs
34. I think pitbulls should not be banned just the people that fight them should
35.I believe in God
36.That makes the devil real
37.I love my kids more than life
38.they are spoiled
39.so am I
40.I have three lovely sisters
41.don't tell them I said that
42.they all blog to
43.I don't like being depressed
44.so I'm not
45.I think I 'll finish this later.
I'll tell all the rest later to tired to type.
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Well lets see I'm not big on telling things about myself at all but hereit is. I stand 6 ft tall weigh in at 200lbs no i'm not fat. I'm currently living with my folks and it sux. I have ten pitbulls and they are very well behaved dogs well sometimes. I think eveybody needs to walk a mile in everybody elses shoes. That would make the world go round alot better.

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