Rabid Pitbull

Its me again

2006-07-10T12:53:00.002-07:00

Hello whoever has pity on me and reads this.My divorce is over and done with and life is going on pretty good. I've been busy as all get out losing my job ha ha but I suppose inmates have rights to more than you know!! I'll write more on that subject later c-ya

Where do I start?

2006-03-07T12:40:00.000-08:00

So I'm sure that everyone has heard about Mo ha mad whatever the rest of his name is running those people over with his jeep? What is the world coming to? I mean does the american people have a sign on us (Hey here we are attack us)? I don't know its kinda scarey though. I'm very proud of my niece Holly for being the caring person (to some people) that she is proud of ya girl. She had the longest hair and got it cut off short and donated a foot of hair to locks of love. That just goes to show ya everybody is not a bad person some folks still care. Anyway you can see how much she got chopped off at Martis blog. Because I have nothing more to say here's ya another tasteless joke from the depths of my brain?
Little Johnny went back to school after summer break and the teacher was letting everyone tell what they did on there break. The teacher skipped Johnny till he was the only kid left with his hand up. She ok Johnny I'll let you tell your story but NO cussing!! Ok teacher This summer my daddy bought me two rabbit dogs best dogs in the world. I took them out the first day I had them and sure enough they jumped a rabbit right out of the truck. They were running so fast you could hardly see um. One right behind the other and that ole rabbit went under a barbed wire fence and that first dog bowed up and stopped and the other one went right up its asshole! Teacher said rectum Johnny rectum little Johnny replied rectum hell liked to have killed em.

Surprise

2006-03-05T07:14:00.000-08:00

I told you guys a while back that I had my old job back well guess what it fell through and I m unemployed still. One of the admin. Is running for sheriff and it just so happens it is the one who would have hired me. But because he is running for sheriff he had to resign till after the election. This put a man in the position who by the way hate my guts to hire and fire. Well he did not hire me. But anyway I sold all of my puppies and now have two more litters to go as soon as they are ready. It has all kinda worked out for the good though I think I made a little money on my dogs and gonna make some more so everything is not a complete failure. Oh yeah I will try and get that audio clip of me and sis Lu done this week and see who is more country me er her.I will finish this with a joke this time due to the fact I have no life. A man and woman gets pulled over traveling down the interstate policeman walks up to the car:
cop: you know why i pulled you over?
man: nope
cop: you were doing 50 in a 35
man: i was not i was only doing 40
wife: now harry you know you were going 50
man: woman would you shut up
cop: you also have a tail light out
man: no i don't
wife: now harry you know that lights been out for a month
man: woman if you don't shut up i'll be......
cop: mam does he always talk to you this way?
wife: (snickers) only when hes drunk.

Got alot of catching up to do

2006-02-11T11:04:00.000-08:00

So how's everybody been? Not that there's much of anyone reads this. Anyway I m proud of my sis vick she got her very first tattoo and never flinched go vick hooray hooray
i also got my 11th tattoo and it did not turn out so great. Its a pitbull on my left arm.and i got one of my tattoos recolored it has my little girls name on it.now the only ones left to get tattoos is mom and robin and I don't see mom going in and saying give that dragon right there on my shoulderlol and no offence but robin your just to big a puss lol. My divorce is almost done in about 60 more days or something like that. Ill be glad when all that junk is done and I can move on to the next step in my life. My little niece is getting married I hope she is doing what she wants to and not something she will regret but IM not saying anything about it to her because its her life and her choice and I think everybody needs to get behind her and support her as much as they can. All I will say is he better be good to her!! (not a threat) anyway I still have all those puppies and none to sell them to. I think I will give them away. My kids are great Tristan has had a sinus infection and Leigh is just plain ole mean but daddies little girl none the less! I guess I ll go
cya

I got a job!!!!

2006-01-31T12:23:00.000-08:00

Its been a while since I've wrote anything because I've been doing some serious job hunting and it paid off!!! I got my old job back at White County Sheriffs dept.
I am so happy I could just bust. I start in two weeks. Anyway I understand that some people think that my sis Lu has a really strong southern accent, so I have decided that its time to show yuns just how its done! I will post a audio post at my sisters house and you can compare and vote on who has the strongest accent. Whoever loses has to buy the other ones dinner at a place of there choice. So let the games begin!!

OK OK OK I'll finish the list here it is

2006-01-20T10:24:00.000-08:00

46.I have to have the tv on to fall asleep.
47.I don't watch it though.
48.I have a scorpion tattoo and it has nothing to do with astrology
49.I just like scorpions
50.My middle name is George after my pops.
51.I was named after a horse.
52.I love horses but we sold all of ours.
53.We had six.
54.I'm outgoing at times.
55.I play hotwheels with my son and enjoy it.
56.Yes I'm a redneck from Tenn.
57.I like playing video and board games.
58.I love the outdoors.
59 I don't know how many deer I have slaughtered.
60.I hate having hair
61.I keep it shaved really short sometimes bald.
62.Like shaving cream and razor bald.
63.I would be rewarded as most rebellious.
64.I don't like people who think they know everything LuAnn joke
65.My first car wreck was when I was ten years old
66.I totaled my sister Vickies car.
67.8 years later I totaled my sisters husbands truck same sister.
68. They never let me drive there cars now.
69.I shot the neighbors son in the head with a bb gun.
70.I didn't get in trouble because he was mean anyway.
71.I t was an accident
72.I have drank out of my spit bottle by mistake YUCK!!!!!
73.I am McDonald's number one customer.
74.I'm a mommys boy.
75.Depending on what kind of mood shes in.
76.I had the loudest car stereo in town (what did you say?)
77.I hate forgetting to wear deodordant.
78.I HATE lazy people.
79.I love putting on haunted houses.
80. I have put on a bunch of them.
81.I collect model Harley Davidson motorcycles
82.My son wants to play with them all the time.
83.I shot a high powered rifle in my bedroom ceiling.
84 I couldn't hear my mom screaming at me.
85.She tought I was dead.
86.I have a badass red chevy 4 wheel drive.
87.Its broke down
88.I love to take it in the mud.
89.I love the dukes of hazard (yee hi dukes of hazzard)
90.Luann my sis used to make play a stupid game and make me swear to do do all kinds of crap before she would play outside or anywhere for that matter.
91.My oldest sister Robin aka Marti let fall the bed when i was a baby.
92.When I was learning to walk my sisters almost let me drown in the tub.
93.I fell in
94.I am emotionally scared from all the above lol
95.My first car was a 1975 super sport el camino it would fly.
96.I bought it.
97. I still have my first truck, I got it when I was 12.
98.Mom and dad bought it.
99.I took care of 40,000 chickens.
100.I hate tennis shoes but wear them anyway
There ya go 100 things about me. I'm prettier than Marti my sister that everyone says I look like lol. Oh yea I have less grey hair than her to taller skinner need I GO ON!! LOL

45 Things about me?

2006-01-18T00:11:00.000-08:00

I keep seeing this on other peoples blogs so I thought I might as well do it to.
1.I don't think we have ever been to the moon.
2.I hate gossip.
3.I was an Asst. Fire chief for 4 years at a vol. fire dept.
4.I'm smarter than I let on.
5.I just want to be happy and not get persecuted for it.
6.Don't believe in dinosaurs
7.Don't ask why.
8.I hate crowded places.
9.I hate crowds
10.I'm easy to get along with.
11.I worked in law enforcement off and on for 5 years.
12.I have ten tattoos
13.I like tattoos
14.I want to get sleeves one day
15.I have my children's names tattooed on my right arm
16.I hate clowns
17.I'm a preachers kid
18.No we are not the worst
19.I don't like snobby people
20.I've never met a stranger
21.I don't like typing all of this stuff
22.I don't know if there is 100 things about me.
23.I like a challenge
24.if I win
25.I don't like severe weather
26.I'm a certified weather spotter
27.I have been to Fire school
28.I graduated from high school
29.bareley
30.I am to blunt sometimes
31.sometimes not blunt enough
32.I speak my mind
33.I love my dogs
34. I think pitbulls should not be banned just the people that fight them should
35.I believe in God
36.That makes the devil real
37.I love my kids more than life
38.they are spoiled
39.so am I
40.I have three lovely sisters
41.don't tell them I said that
42.they all blog to
43.I don't like being depressed
44.so I'm not
45.I think I 'll finish this later.
I'll tell all the rest later to tired to type.

Tagged

2006-01-15T07:47:00.000-08:00

This is just what I needed tagged in a game where I have no idea what's going on! lol Just kidding So I have to tell everybody in the free world five weird things about me.HMMMM I don't know anything about me that is weird. Joke ok here goes.
1.I have to have a dip of snuff just before I go to bed or 15 min before any meal.
2.I have this thing about feet I don't like them I don't even want to see them much less touch them yuck!!
3.I love to catch crawl fish for my dad so he can cook them. I like to eat them to!
4.I like to eat peanut butter and cheese puffs. (hey don't knock till you try it)
5.I keep my finger nails cut short so they don't look nasty I think people notice other peoples finger nails!!
There ya go oh yea I tag Lu Marti and Vick because they are my sisters and I guess they are ok.lol

Stop the insanity!!

2006-01-12T08:34:00.000-08:00

I recently spent three days building an inside kennel for my wonderful pitbulls I rebuilt a barn and made it into a nice kennels for MY dogs. Hers the insane part my dad keeps putting his dogs in there to. This barn has three kennels inside and three kennels outside and did have a nice concrete floor in front of the kennels now you have to walk through my dads dogs kennels to get to mine. Complaining a little but man I built this to separate my dogs from dads. Oh well I guess it will have to work like it is this is his property. I also have a major crisis on its way i have one dog with puppies 6 puppies to be exact we have ten dogs all together and now have two of those dogs going to have puppies. Dogs got to love em.

In the way?

2005-12-27T19:47:00.000-08:00

I know Iam 27 years old and I know most 27 year olds live on there own. But since me and my ex wife to be couldn't get along we parted and went our seperate ways. I however got the crappy end of the stick from all points of view! I lost my trailer cause the people I was renting from is also getting a divorce and there house and trailer was auctioned off, leaving me somewhat out of a place to live. So hello Mom and Dad goodbye freedom!!!! Since I had no place to go I moved in with my parents and I knew from the start of this whole deal it was not a good idea. I get my children Tristan (my son) and Leigha (my daughter) on the weekends and this is a great thing except they drive my Dad crazy. The screaming fussing and fighting gets to him rather quick! I feel like I am in the way. But heres the kicker I lost my job and can not find ANY work! Which leaves me completely helpless! I got into raising pitbulls about two years ago and my Dad did to well I have four dogs of my very own and he has five my Dad has alot of health problems and can not get around very good so this also leaves me in a tight spot. He needs my help to take care of all these dogs and he wouldn't sell them and I don't want him to but still yet I have to help him take care of them. This does not leave me alot of time to do any real good job hunting and when I do he gets mad cause I'm not here to help him. I'm not sure if I'm in the way or just not wanted for anything other than helping out when needed and then going away when I'm done helping. I just feel like I'm in the way when I'm not doing something for Dad. You tell me.

Santa clause

2005-12-20T10:00:00.000-08:00

We have a Christmas thing at church every year and this year brought about an almost funny story. My little boy Tristan was setting next to me on the back pew waiting for Santa Clause to make the scene. You could tell he was fired up about seeing Santa at church his eyes were popping out of his head looking everywhere for the fat guy from the north. Tristan grabs me by the arm and says quietly as possible I see him behind us, sure enough he was right here comes Santa Clause. Tristans sunday school teacher has a nephew named Sam and Sam is a very quiet person not the whole HO HO HO type. Well Sam is dressed in a Santa costume and comes walking by here's the funny thing Sam only weighs about 145 maybe 150 and has no stuffing for a belly. Tristan gives him a very funny look because just a couple days before Santa was FAT!! Well the helper for Santa starts calling names out on the gifts under the tree and Tristans names came up Tristan gets up and walks to where Santa is setting again giving him a very odd look gets his gift and comes back to set down. I look at Tristan and ask him what he got. Tristan looks at me with the most serious look on his face and says "Dad that's not Santa that's Sam". I had to think of something quick so I tell Tristan that it is he just lost some weight. Tristan looks at me with this whatever look on his face and continues to open his gift not saying anything else about the skinny Santa. Kids are so much smarter than what we give them credit for.

Interested??

2005-12-11T10:29:00.000-08:00

I raise american pitbull terriers and have puppies on the way. If for some reason anyone might be interested in getting one of these pups they are pitbull and bullmastiff cross.The female is white with red ears and the male is black and white the female is part bull mastiff and pit and the father is Georgia colby. e-mail me if you want more info. These pups should be here around the first of January.
rabidpitbull01@yahoo.com

sucker!!

2005-12-08T22:27:00.000-08:00

Well I did not win no million dollars! Thats a good thing though cause it would have probably screwed me all up! I would have let it go to my head. I'm jobless AGAIN I use to thank that was so great to be jobless and not have a care in the world but now I realize how much I like MONEY. I already have another job just not got to start yet and it sux waiting. Lu has not finished my blog yet either that sux to!! O guess I will have to resort to violence! and that sux.I have came to a conclusion LIFE sux!! I guess in our own little way we all feel the same about that.

I'm a Chump!!

2005-12-02T16:20:00.000-08:00

I got a e-mail this morning and it states that I have won the eurolottery and my prize of one million bucks is waiting. Let me explain this my email address was randomly selected and won this million dollar prize. Has anyone else got this email? if so plz let me know.

I Hate......

2005-11-28T16:54:00.000-08:00

1.People that smile in your face and dog you behind your back.
2.GOSSIP
3.making everyone understand that i'm not a child in need of a mother.
4.nobody seeing my point of view
5.nobody caring about my point of view if they do see it.
6.being a dissapointment to my sisters and parents
7.having to pretend everything is hunkydory
8.having to pretend
9.not being trusted with my own life
10.did I say gossip
Just thought I would put that out there "hint hint"

my sister

2005-11-27T22:24:00.000-08:00

my sis lu is the greatest.I have to say I was losing faith in her
fixing my blog but she recovered just in time. so anyway Lu rules
the other two drools }:) thx lu

new at this

2005-11-26T16:57:00.000-08:00

So this is blogging. I guess I could start by telling everyone a little about myself. I am 27 yrs old I have two children and fixing to go through a divorce, that by the way my family has almost disowned me over. I have three sisters that do this whole blogging thing to, so I figured what the hey I'll give it a try. WOW !! I raise American Pitbull Terriers and I don't want to hear no slack over that}:( haha. Well I guess I 'll blog later.
c-ya